Kind of jokes
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Memes
Soles
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!