What kind of dog can do magic tricks? -- A labracadabrador.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
anyone want to eat me up im in that kind of mood right now
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
What kind of fish knows math? An anglerfish LOL
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium
what kind of udder likes mcdonald’s udderly unhealthy
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
My favourite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of a dick fuck does that!
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing so hope you enjoy and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
What kind of jeans do you were to church? - Holy jeans
A Man: I must confess father Priest: what are you her to confess A Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son Priest: and what happened to your son A Man: He said a man raped him Priest: when and where did this happened A Man: a local church, idk which one Priest...by whom? A Man: A priest he said, he said the priest had black hair and blue eyes. kind of like you Priest: ...shit
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An Donald Trumpet!
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of sick fuck does that?