Kind of jokes
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.