What kind of book does cheese read at a church? The Hole-y Bible.
What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim-denim-denim!
What kind of car does Pikachu drive? A volts-wagon
What kind of cake can a orphan not have? Homade
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long Sleeves
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
Me and my brother talking about relationships Me: We live kind of differently Brother: We're sort of alike Me: We're not alike Brother because he's taken: cause you don't have boyfriend! My thoughts: You're right. Cause I have a girlfriend!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers
My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
Hey What do you want we broke up like 5 days ago leave me alone Ok first wanna do some things What kind of things Illegal things Like what Knock you of and hide your body 🤡🤡🗡
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Apparently Steven Hawkins was a stand up kind of guy
What kind of pictures do turtles take? Shelfies
a dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday and he replied... hows about a urinal cake?!!
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says “buy me a drink”. She’s replies angrily “ get ur own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink.” Trump responds “the kind that will grab you by the p***y”.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree
