What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
Kind of Jokes
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
