Kind of jokes
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.