What kind of vacuum does an abortion centre use A: Dyson
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
3 rednecks Billy,Joe and John talk about they hobbies, they agree shooting. John says i like shooting animals. Joe says I like shooting birds. Billy says I like shooting cans. Joe and John ask "what kind of can like bear cans, pepsi cans or cola cans". Billy respond Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans and Asian Americans.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What kind of bee cant fly? A KOBE
Q: What Kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip
I made that one up.
What kind of man would be a lesbians best friend? A decimen.
Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :^))
and slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't...............
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
What kind of fish 🐟 comes out at night 🌙?
A starfish.
What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games
My boy I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now! *draws a picture of his "epic" sword* "what......WHAT..... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
What kind of Bath Bomb does a Emo Person use?
A Toaster
Slavery and disciplinen it's kind of the same thing you get whipped for doing the wrong thing
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows
