Kind of jokes
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.