Kind of jokes
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
A young Greek couple got married, and at their wedding...
...the mother of the bride took the bride aside for a quick chat.
"My sweet," she said, "you're now a woman. I'm so proud. Some advice for you now that you're married: Greek men are very particular, and at some point when you're making love to your new husband, he might suggest that you 'turn around,' if you know what I mean. If that sort of thing makes you uncomfortable, do not feel pressured to say yes."
The bride thanked her mother for the advice, and the wedding continued. That night, as she and her husband consummated the marriage, she was mildly surprised to learn that he never asked her to 'turn around.'
They spent a beautiful week together on their honeymoon and made love many times. But still, to her mild surprise, her husband never asked her to 'turn around.'
Their one year anniversary arrived, and they made love to celebrate the milestone. But again, to her mild surprise, the husband never asked her to 'turn around.' This continued for years: their second anniversary, third, fourth...
Finally, on their fifth anniversary, her husband started getting romantic with her in bed and said, "Honey, we've been married for five years. I was thinking we maybe try something new. I thought this time you could 'turn around,' if you know what I mean."
She replied, emphatically, "No! No, I do not do that, I am not that kind of woman!"
Without getting defensive, her husband simply said, "That's all well and good, honey. But I thought you said you wanted children?"
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.