What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What kind of bee cant fly? A KOBE
What kind of man would be a lesbians best friend? A decimen.
Q: What Kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip
I made that one up.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't...............
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
What kind of fish 🐟 comes out at night 🌙?
A starfish.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games
What kind of Bath Bomb does a Emo Person use?
A Toaster
My boy I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now! *draws a picture of his "epic" sword* "what......WHAT..... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
Slavery and disciplinen it's kind of the same thing you get whipped for doing the wrong thing
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers
what kind of sex do priest love......nun
