Kind of jokes
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
Soles
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
What kind of band never plays music?
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.