What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
what kind of band never plays music
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me it comes and goes very easily
What kind of animal falls from the sky??????
Answer- A raindeer
what kind of cheese protects castles
MOAT-zerrela
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
What kind of dogs do miners like best
Golden retrievers haha get it
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans!!
What kind of a file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedofile
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into
Home Depot
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke? Yours.
What kind of mask are you warring?
An Elon Mask!
What kinds of apples grow on trees? -All of them.
What kind of cars do mexicans drive? A Juanda
What kind of dog can do magic tricks? -- A labracadabrador.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
anyone want to eat me up im in that kind of mood right now
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
