Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers
what kind of sex do priest love......nun
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
what kind of band never plays music
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What kind of animal falls from the sky??????
Answer- A raindeer
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me it comes and goes very easily
what kind of cheese protects castles
MOAT-zerrela
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What kind of dogs do miners like best
Golden retrievers haha get it
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans!!
What kind of a file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedofile
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke? Yours.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into
Home Depot
What kind of mask are you warring?
An Elon Mask!
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today. And treat others how you want to be treated! Rate your day scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma. Why is that man in a box?" and she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "WHAT KIND OF BOX DID HE LIVE IN BEFORE?! HOW IS THIS BOX BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE?! IT'S JUST A BOX!" And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
What kind of cars do mexicans drive? A Juanda
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
