Kind of jokes
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.