Killer jokes
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
A joke.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
Here’s a photo of The Notorious B.I.G with his future KILLER
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Community talk
should we bring back public executions and lynching's for pedophiles and serial killers lmfao it would be so good for the economy generate so much money. profitable generate so much money + deter the public from committing these crimes.
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whi… Read more
i stepped on a corn flake, now i'm a cereal killer