Kids jokes
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Memes
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!