Kids Jokes

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?

A 24 killstreak!

What does one emo kid say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'

How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?

Special forces.

Mom: Let's have an adoption party!

Kid: *cries*

Mom: What's wrong?

Kid: I'M ADOPTED????

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?

Names.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.