Kids jokes

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?

A 24 killstreak!

What does one emo kid say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?

Special forces.

Mom: Let's have an adoption party!

Kid: *cries*

Mom: What's wrong?

Kid: I'M ADOPTED????

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?

Names.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!