Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Kids Jokes
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
