Kids jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
I know where you live.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."