Kids jokes

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?

They always hang around.

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Kid: Not your parents.

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.

What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?

Raisin' her kids!

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

What do you call Autistic kids baking?

"Downies" with brownies.

Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.

What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.

An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.