Kids jokes
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.
Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!