VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
