Kids jokes
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4