Kids jokes
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.