Kids jokes
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.