Kids jokes
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Me: "What are you doing??"
Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"
Me: "I don't know."
Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"
Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why does the emo kid skip class?
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.