Kids jokes
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
"This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window."
"What's been going on, John?" I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.