Kid jokes
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
An autistic kid.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.