Kid Jokes

a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents

A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said " I'm a failure at suicide too.".

i made google earth for orphan kids sadly it does not show where home is

pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they cant cry to their parents

there was a kid being mean to a kid at a orphanage the kid said stop but the mean one said what are you going to do call your mommy

A kid asks his father, " How long is our trip dad?" The kids father says , " Our trip is a fortnite."

bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid both cry when you make fun of there parents

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What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.

what do u call a autism kid eith orange hair

a boomarang

What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid? Just beat it

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What touches kids and is made out of plastic? Michael Jackson here hee

i gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer

The teacher said made the kids guess what a random word was and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier. Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, “I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!”

A man marries a blonde chick, live a happy life together and the man asks his wife if she wants kids she says "yes". So, a couple years go by, they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question"

Here is funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo cause you know girls and hair, when she went to sqeez it out it came oil, tooth past, chicken breast, barf, and oniouns! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY when she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it agian! Later!

Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!