Kid jokes
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
Kids?
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.