What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Kid Jokes
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
