Kid jokes
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!