Kid jokes
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."