Kid jokes
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.