Kid jokes

Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.

We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.

I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"

What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?

He couldn't even open it.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?

He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?

The bird can fly off the roof.

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

How are boobs and toys similar?

Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.

If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?