Kid

Kid Jokes

edward scissor hands: why is it that every time i touch someone they get ofended? kids: cause your a physco path

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day but your mom makes you go anyway

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he cant get 5 stars because he ain't wanted

my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;

Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE