Kid jokes
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!