Kid Jokes

whats the samthing between milk and a kid with cancer they both have a expiery date

Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism Teacher: What? Boy: Well... Never mind, he's well supported

When a kid says "I'm a pedophile" it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.

When an adult says it; he is accused as a rapper.

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan? The orphan said I’m going to tell my mom Bully:I wanna see your mom Narrator:at that moment he new he messed up

This was my friends joke he wanted me to post;)

What jump higher than a basketball player? and emo kid, they never touch the ground

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says you have homework tonight he said sorry teach I don't got a home

What did you call a white kid looking an infants?

Pedophilia boy

dad: what do ou call a crazy creeper

mom: shit idontknow... kid: crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr dad: tahtsmy bnoys!!!

Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten

kid:dad what happen to the kid napper. dad:he had a nap Kid:where is he now dad:HELL

What kind of punch hurts a kid the most? A sandyhook

Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: Wanna hang out?

What time is it when you’re kids stay home 🏡 from school? Say no more

How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g

A kid named billy get his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money and his wallet taken by his father. The father then gets all the money taken from his by the bully’s grandfather along with is own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by billy along with his own wallet.