Kid jokes
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Memes
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.