Kid jokes
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?
He couldn't even open it.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.