Kid jokes
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Kids?
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.