Kid jokes
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!