Kid jokes
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.