What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool
Once there was a kid named Cale. But his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a C so they asked him if he could be there snack
kid; I don't want to go to the movies mom; shut your mouth and clean my ROOM
what do you call a kid with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
a kid walks into the class room on time
what goes up but never past the digits 15? A Make A Wish Kid....
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
Whats an autistic kids favorite transformer? Autistemist Prime
I would stop bullying the orphan kid what's he gonna do cry to he's mommy
a kid went to visit his bully and he says "hows your face" and the kid says "hows your parents" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb so I asked "are you an orphan?" "Yes" he replied "what gave me away?" He asked "your parents" I said.
When there's no piñata at the party but the emo kid just hung himself
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said i know you wanna but dumb ass jill forgot her pills and now they have 12 kids
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of there lives.
A kid goes in to a restaurant without parents and a waitress came up and said you have to leave this is a family restaurant
i saw some kid following me some i toled him to go back to his family orphan: what famliy
Teacher: what’s the closest planet. Kids yell: sun. Except for one. Other kid: Uranus. Teacher: Uranus? Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
What do you call an epileptic kid LIttle Seizures
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
