Kid jokes
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.