Kid jokes
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
A kid walks into the classroom on time.