Kid jokes
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.
Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.
The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.
The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?