Kid jokes
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!
When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!
Later!
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?
A pair of gloves!
Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday? They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.