Kid jokes
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Hollow Knight Meme
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.