What’s the difference between a leaf and a emo kid falling out of a tree-the leaf reaches the ground
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
When i saw a kid with fall with no legs i said. Just walk it off
what was the african kid with water called..? The lucky one, 😭😭
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd? It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What’s an emo kids favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids menu.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.
When you get suspended from school For giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday
Go to and orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back
A prisoner dug out of prison, he appeared in a playground, he said, "I'm free, I'm free." A kid said, "so what I'm four."
there was a animal on my porch then i shot in the head it was strange that it had coffee in its hand, i flipped it over and it was an animal but it looked a lot like my kid.
Kid: my parents want to meet you, you wanna come over. Orphan: Na I’m good, I’m going to watch home alone, it’s the only movie that I can think of that’s related to me.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a ferrari
I don't own a ferrari
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid because he just rolls with the joke
A pedophile is sitting at a empty Poker Table. A Eight year old kid asked him if he can sit down. Pedphile says to the child sure lets play.
