Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS
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You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road....... To get hit by a car
Kid: Mom! You lied to me! Mom: when? Kid: you told me that my little brother was an Angel! Mom: Sooo? Kid: Then why didnโt he fly when I threw him off the balcony? Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated When I told him this, he said, 'Are you kidding me?'.
I said, 'I shit you not.'
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom and you look at your friend cause itโs the kid you predicted
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Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
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Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "
*Weird background music*
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids
Coach
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My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league"
Nobody: Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie
You've probably heard this one before but screw it
What's the difference between jesus christ and the kid I just killed Jesus christ probably died a virign
i gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dyer
