Kid jokes
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
What do you call your kids?
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.