People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
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In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.
what do a priest and a pedo nothing they both like kids.
What’s emo kids likes to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Where do rape victims buy there clothes from?
The kids section
what is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humour? Dark humour never dies!
Teacher: alright class, let’s sing our abc’s!
The gay kid: lgbtqrstuvwxyz
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So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
What number is better; 46 or 47? Idk, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
what did the kid with down syndrome say to his friend? -nothing, he had no friends.
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That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
What's the better than eight kids in a dustbin? -one kid in eight dustbins
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
Kids when they meet kid out of home alone be like: “at least your mom came back”
What's The Difference Between A Rubber And Micheal Jackson? Nothing, Kids Tounch Them Both.
