Kid

Kid Jokes

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat

TELL ME YOU DONE THIS WITH OUT YOU TELL ME YOU DONE THIS.!!! so we all know when yall where in school yall would fart but yall would try to make it silent. but for me that one day I farted loud and every one could hear. every one got to blame the annoying kid.

Parent:Have you seen your sister? Son:No, the last time i seen her when we playing hide n seek.

So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"

When your sitting by the mush rooms and u here one say to the other ey your a fun guy....(._.)