Kid jokes

Mom: Can I tell you a joke?

Kid: Sure.

Mom: Knock knock.

Kid: Who's there?

Mom: Not yo.

Kid: Not yo who?

Mom: Not yo father.

Kid: Not yo husband either.

What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?

They both shoot when they see kids.

I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"

We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.

What did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas?

He couldn't even open it.

Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?

The bird can fly off the roof.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?

He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.

Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?

The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.