Kid jokes
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5