Kid Jokes

Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?" Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

Hello if you don't know me (Which you probably don't) my Name is watersharky or ws or Shark. I am a normal weird kid\preteen and that's it. If you want more info on me I will gladly share! Shark out.

Why did the kid who was blind, in jail need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.

What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig Suicide squad

i saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and i said " are you OK? where are you parents" and he started crying even more. I love working in an orphanage

Sadly blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind

Sadly he didn't see it coming

kid with hallucinations and cancer on jeopardy game show

what's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo

there's three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes "mommy why do u call me l'feather"? She answers "cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born". L'drop asks to his mom "mommy why do u call be l'drop"? She answers "cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born". L'brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"

I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining

I went up to a kid and asked are you an orphan? They said yes what gave me away? I said your parents

What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine? An earthquake.

This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside. He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see”

- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.