Kid Jokes

What’s a pedofiles favorite band? Kids bop

What do you call a kid name caitlyn?

My best friend

A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said i have what you dont he said (parents)and the kid said your right i do have parents and walked away

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk and he was in baggy clothes and I said are you a orphan he said yeah and the orphan said what gave me away I said ur parents

god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.

What do you say to a depressed special kid:

“Why so down”

Kid: wanna hear a joke? Me: sure Kid:why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no Me:?

When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage

why did the kid cry? his dad didn't get the milk

I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern

If a kid refused to go to bed, dus that make them gilty of risisting a rest

I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.

Teacher: What is the Capitol of Washinton? Dumb kid: The W???

My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.