Kid jokes
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
There was a kid named Buttitches, and his teacher was taking attendance. Then the teacher asked, "What is your name?" And he answered, "Buttitches." Then the teacher asked again, "What's your name?" and he replied, "Buttitches." Then a student yelled out, "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY!"
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"