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A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

I hate when my brother dates other people.

Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵

Why did the lil kid cut himself?

Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"

"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.

Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?

Because they never had loving parents of their own.

So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."

Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?

A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?