Ketchup jokes
Lettuce ketchup.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
cane sauce
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!