I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. Im talkin ketchup. My nlgga mustard on that BEAT!
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Have ya heard about the awesome fruit race? the lettuce was ahead but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What do tomatoes š do when they meet?
The ketchup.
The ketchup told a joke no one was laughing but the egg was cracking up
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer My life is like... the shoe rack-
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
When did the tomatoes said to the tomato ketchup
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground. I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Ketchup with me you are to slow
Guys.... you need to ketchup with the time....
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato,
U better ketchup
Lettuce: Tomato, your doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home
two tomatoes are walking on a road then car runs over one of them and the other says: hi ketchup :D