Ketchup jokes
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
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Lettuce ketchup.
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Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
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is throwing ketchup packets at people OR whipping ketchup packets on the floor and stomping on them a trend now or is my school just fucking insane
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