Ketchup jokes

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

"This isn't ketchup."

Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?

To bring sweet luck.

Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?

Spread the love!

Lettuce ketchup.

Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.

So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D

What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?

I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"

I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"

What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."

My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.

Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!

I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).