What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
why there is a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
to bring sweet luck
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
Lettuce ketchup.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid cause their like squirt(squirt ketchup)
🥫Wewo wewo stop right now or we will be Forsted to stop you are self. No not like you can ketchup!
suck on a finger once bite it of taste it put some ketchup on it wait im making a mess i bit it off!!!
i dont even like ketchup so it stays stinky
