Ketchup jokes
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
Lettuce ketchup.
cane sauce
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Community talk
is throwing ketchup packets at people OR whipping ketchup packets on the floor and stomping on them a trend now or is my school just fucking insane
Shower Thoughts:
- Cheating in exams is just studying at the wrong time. - Parents are the opposite of fake friends. They have your back when you aren't there and talk shit about you to your face. - Technically, the biggest difference between surfing and snowboarding is just the temperature of the water. - If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? - Does a straw have one hole or two? - Can you daydream at night? - When you’re alone in a room, you’re the only person in the world who can see what you can. - Millions of people are in synchronization with your breathing right now.