Ketchup jokes
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.