Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
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Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Lemme tell you a little story.
It’s night. You’re in your room, trying to sleep. But you keep hearing it—scratching. Soft at first. Like fingernails on wood. You tell yourself it’s rats, or the house settling. But it keeps going. Slow... then faster.
So finally, you get outta bed. You get on your hands and knees, put your ear to the floor. And you hear it. A voice. Whispers. Crying.
Your heart’s pounding. You grab a crowbar. You pry up the floorboards. One by one. Your sweat’s dripping into the dust. The noise gets louder.
And finally... you peel back the last plank.
And you see these eyes. Wide and terrified. And a pale little face staring up at you.
BOOOOOOO!!!!
It’s Anne Frank.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
