Keep Jokes

Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J," Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter " go bye your self something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice," they both look at craig as he pulls out a letter. craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THER BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throughs down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"

Roses are red violets are blue keep being you let no 1 discourage you

Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl

David: Isn't that illegal

Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in

David: I hate my Life

Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!!

Yo mama is so stupid she thought keeping you was a good idea

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight I told her to keep her chins up

keep yourself safe!

"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught? He kept dropping the bass."

Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?she keeps on running from the ball.

Bro plz block Kimberly Jones she keeps trying to scam ppl

thanks to the voice who keeps telling to let go he is my only motivation for trying again

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know they keep slipping down the drain.

i try and try every day.. but 5 keep comibg out theres so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

I don't have a joke keep looking

Why do the brakes keep squeal.

Because the driver hit it to hard.

Mommy mommy! Are you an archer? Shut up and keep the apple on your head still.

Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year

Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track

keep calm and curry on !!!!!!

One day a man was fixing a car, an he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like "dude, this can't be healthy." But he said "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."