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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts? -- In the mooseum.
Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
You go up to a bar and say hi he doesn’t look at you you keep saying hi he says what then you realize that he is the one that u stole his lady from but then he doesn’t give you any drink you say why he screams at you and then says YOUR FIVE
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going
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I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
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Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl
David: Isn't that illegal
Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in
David: I hate my Life
Roses are red violets are blue keep being you let no 1 discourage you
When a girl was having an aszma attack ariana said just keep breathing an breathing an breathin!!!!!
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Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!!
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good. Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
keep calm and curry on !!!!!!
