The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
Roses are red violets are blue keep being you let no 1 discourage you
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
