How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man 👨 that is a minister and a christain nationalist with👱♂️ blond hair 😬 😳 in suspense wait until 🎄 🎅 🤶 christmas to take away ⛪ his church tax exempt status 📱 ☎️ or he will call 📞 🤔 🤷 🤣 the ACLU
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box.🚀📦😂
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening
put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
Why do people keep saying why did the toilet paper not cross because it got stuck in the crack because it got stuck in their crack.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
YO MAMA!
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
The sun is out and the peado vans are out. Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts? -- In the mooseum.
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
yo mama so ugly
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going
You go up to a bar and say hi he doesn’t look at you you keep saying hi he says what then you realize that he is the one that u stole his lady from but then he doesn’t give you any drink you say why he screams at you and then says YOUR FIVE
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?", the priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate"
