why do potatoes make good detectives because tey keep there eyes peeled
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Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
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In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them Sound familiar🤔 Well in september 11th...
Do you know where time is? because it keeps flying by.
What’s the difference between a job and a wife
The job keeps sucking after 5 years
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
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Why are wives also called a housekeeper? Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincon's once, and George Washington's never. the man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden's is the one keeping the hurricane's to speed
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them saying "God will surely save me."
The medical team tries to help him but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B**** I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box.🚀📦😂
Why do people keep saying why did the toilet paper not cross because it got stuck in the crack because it got stuck in their crack.
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The sun is out and the peado vans are out. Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again.
