Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
Why are elephants π so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny π and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work π!
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
Where do astronauts π©βπ keep their sandwiches π₯ͺ?
In their launch box! ππ¦π
Why do people keep saying why did the toilet paper not cross because it got stuck in the crack because it got stuck in their crack.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!