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Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Memes
That one stupid kid in class :
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.