Keep jokes

Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:

White person: Dad, you're home!

Black person: Dad?

White person: You can keep the change.

Black person: Empty the register.

I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?

A: They keep breaking records!

Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.

Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)

That's it, it wasn't a joke.

Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.

I think I'm being stalked.

Don't give up on your dreams...

Keep sleeping.

Why do potatoes make good detectives?

Because they keep their eyes peeled!

My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.

Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.

Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?

Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...