Keep jokes

To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.

I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.

Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)

That's it, it wasn't a joke.

We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.

Don't give up on your dreams...

Keep sleeping.

Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?

A: They keep breaking records!

Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.

I think I'm being stalked.

Why do potatoes make good detectives?

Because they keep their eyes peeled!

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?

Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

What’s the difference between a job and a wife?

The job keeps sucking after 5 years.

Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.

Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!

Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!

Kenya stop smiling and start dying!

Tenya, why are you so mean!

Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!

Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!

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