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Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
That one stupid kid in class :
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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