What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
My sister’s birthday is on 9-11, when she opened her presents she jumped up with explosion
what does the twin towers and school have in common... people jumped off a building to escape it.
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
what do you call bunny jumping backwards a receding hairline
your momma so fat when she jumped the world colapsed
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below
Trump: I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy Melania: Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy? Ivanka: Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy Pilot: Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!
so a blond and a brunet jumped out of a plane . who hit the ground first
the blond becase she had to ask for directions
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears. "I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing." The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon
Why are Mexicans so bad in the olympics? Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Bully: ur momma so fat that the whales said we r family even though ur a little bigger tah us
Nerd: yo momma so ugly tat when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
Silence...................punch!
my mom said " Don't jump off we need you" and i said "no" then i jump off a building and died.
a fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly a physicist saw it and said thats not how law of conservation of mass works plot twist the fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong now the physicist doesnt have mass
Friend:Knock knock Me:who's there Friend: Your life Me: Ahhh, I wish *jumps off building*
A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions
Ever head the saying white people can’t jump?? Well I thinks that’s total bull shit you should have seen us on 9:11
