I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings
I love jumping off cliffs.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh.
Next thing he hears is, “Dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh.
Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings. Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
i not going bungi jumping i was born by broken rubber and thats not how im going out
whats the difference between a trampoline and a child
you take ur shoes of before jumping on the trampoline
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
