Jump Jokes

What did the duck do when he crossed the road?- the duck jumped into a pool of ant piles💀 💀

Q : What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?

A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.

What song do you play at a emo kids funeral House of Pain jump around

Q:what do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!!!!

i jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times what am i? a toaster

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.

Why do female para-chutist's have to wear tampon's before they jump ?

So they don't whistle on the way down !

There are 4 people on a airplane and the pilot has a heart attack and dies the plane is going down and there are also only 3 parachutes so the guy who knows how to cure cancer says I’m jumping I can save many lives the the 46 president joe Biden says I’m take ing the 2 one so there is only one left Donald trump says to the 7 year old girl I have lived a long life u an take the next one so the little girl says that’s ok the 46 president took my back pack.lol

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet SUPPLIES

What don't blind people like bungee jumping?

Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!

Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it

Who were the people that survived 9/11? The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump

i not going bungi jumping i was born by broken rubber and thats not how im going out

why is the record for longest jump kept by a emo there still hanging

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.