Jump Jokes

Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.

What song do you play out of emo kids funeral Van Halen’s jump

A girl in my class started barking and I yelled out "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her and I felt bad after school I asked to drive her home and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one I yelled " THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.

we all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when : 1 he staring mighty hard at yall. 2 when your friend know you gon get your *ss beat. 3 when your friend say he not gon jump in ( you know he lying.

Who said white people cant jump? Look at the footage from 9/11

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If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survive? Americans...

there are 5 cats on a boat and 1 jumps off. how many are left?- 0 they were copy cats

if a girl jumps off a cliff some people call it suicide and some call it girl power but i call it BULLSHIT

Once there was a man. A man who had a butt. Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job. But just before the boss was going to hire him he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over the man screamed and jumped out the window. He didn't get the job

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how do you get a party started in Africa

you put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge they were wearing a Nike JUST DO IT shirt

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.