What did the depressed kid do in P.E play with the Jump Rope but they used it the wrong way
What do you call a bunch of paki’s jumping of a cliff
Chocolate drops
How do you make a Suicidal guy go bungie jumping?
Tie the bungie cord around his neck.
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were one a falling airplane. Their were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually their are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the twin towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
friend 1: I don't want to jump. friend 2: me neither .murderer: if you don't jump ill stab you. friend 1: jumps. friend 2: jumps. murderer. i didn't mean off the building friend 1: I know that i just pretended to jump to get rid of that guy
how do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed?- put velcro on the ceiling
what do you call stephen hawking on a bungy jump
spasticelastic
Why do people want to jump off buildings? Because they want to become superman.
I was walking in the forrest with my gf I had a desert eagle for protection A bear jumped out of the bushes one shot was enough to put my gf down and it gave me enough time to run away
There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills." grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence." grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
what in the world jumps the highest? emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his whistle and blew his horse
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Whats fast and almost got away? A Mexican jumping the border.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11 but it's not funny when I found out my mates mum jumped from the 21st floor
