Joke jokes
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
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What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷