Joke jokes
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
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What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔