Joke jokes
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
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Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
I love silly jokes.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...