Joke jokes
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
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What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!