Joke jokes
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
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What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.