Joke jokes
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*