Joke jokes
Why canβt Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasnβt a ramp.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "Iβm going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.