What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
Joke Jokes
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
