Joke jokes
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
This is a joke. Laugh!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
The joke about is stupid.
I don't have time to write this joke.
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Why would you make jokes about birth control?
It's a great labour-saving invention.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.