Joke jokes
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If laughter is contagious, Kris's jokes are immunity.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.