Joke jokes

Not a joke.

Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

Why would doors do well on social media?

Everyone looks for their handles.

Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.

Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?

Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

What do you call an Eskimo stripper?

A frosty-tute.

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?

He [is a] goy.

This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

Orthodox christians are a lil slow, they take 13 days to get the joke. so go easy on em, alright?

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

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When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

I can’t stand jokes about Germans.

They’re the wurst.

I should probably stop making emo jokes.

They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?"

I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."