Joke jokes
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
This is a joke. Laugh!
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!
Put more comments.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Can February march?
No, but April may.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).