
Joke jokes
You are the joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
I'm the joke, bitch.
This is not a joke.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
The best joke. (This Form)