Joke jokes
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
You. You're the joke.
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
This is not a joke.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
You are.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!