Joke jokes

RIP Candace.

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?

None fave. Foch heads.

What's the cruelest joke?

Life.

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

This is a joke. Laugh!

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/

Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

Squirrel: I got a joke.

Dog: What the hell is it?

Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

I'm ticked off by this tick joke!

Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?

Sorry, still working on it!

Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.

Wanna hear a joke? You thick.

I'm the joke, bitch.