Joke jokes
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
I love bus jokes.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)