Joke jokes

When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."

Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

How do skeletons get COVID?

From the coffin!

What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"

Fork off!

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

What’s blue and comes in brownies?

Cub Scouts.

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

Wow, no SP jokes?

MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!

I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.

My friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: No.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because you are a joke.

Friend: Your life is too...

Me: :)

Friends :)

AOT > ur fav anime.

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Time for a random Terraria joke.

Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...

Just kidding!

Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.