Joke jokes
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.