Joke

Joke jokes

Emo

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

Dad

Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

Best pilot of Southern Arabia

Allahu Akbar.

Workout

Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:

Sit-ups: 50

Push-ups: 40

Squats: 30

Do 5 sets.

Sans

Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

Because a SANSET is happening.

President

Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?

He’s just Biden his time.

Rapper

How does a rapper like their coffee?

With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.

Bag

My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(

Chicken

What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?

"No, my cock!"

Rapper

Why was the rapper always good at math?

Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.