Joke jokes
Whatβs the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
There is no joke.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, whereβd you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
A treatment joke.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.