What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
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Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
