Joke jokes
A treatment joke.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
I tripped over my wifeβs bra. It was a booby trap!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
Heβs just Biden his time.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.