Joke jokes
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
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What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!