Joke jokes
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
There are "nun" good jokes.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.