Joke jokes
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What is this joke?
What is a joke?
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
Brazil is a joke.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!