Joke jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.