Joke jokes
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
A treatment joke.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
What is this joke?
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
There is no joke.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.