Joke jokes
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
I love bus jokes.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Jokes are rather funny.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.