Joke jokes

The convoy truckers are a joke.

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?

I don't have a sex slave in my basement...

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Jo Mama!

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

Because it said "concentration camp."

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

Brazil is a joke.

The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

What do you call an animal flouting?

Super bird!

People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.

Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

What is an egg joke?

Egg-xcellent question!

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.

Here's a joke: Your life decisions.

What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."