Joke

Joke jokes

Rapper

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

President

Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?

He’s just Biden his time.

Sans

Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

Because a SANSET is happening.

Dad

Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

Best pilot of Southern Arabia

Allahu Akbar.

Train

Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?

Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH

Rapper

How does a rapper like their coffee?

With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.

Bag

My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(

Woman

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

Rapper

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.