Joke jokes
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
I should just flush this joke away.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.