What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Joke Jokes
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
