Joke jokes
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
There are "nun" good jokes.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
I rate these jokes 9/11.