Joke jokes
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
A treatment joke.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller