Joke jokes
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Suck my cheetah.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.