Joke jokes
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.
There are "nun" good jokes.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.