There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Joke Jokes
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
A treatment joke.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
