Joke jokes
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
What is a joke?
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****