Joke jokes
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
This is so damn funny!
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.