Joke jokes
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.