Joke jokes
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
These jokes make me want to die.
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
This is so damn funny!
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.