Joke jokes
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
A treatment joke.
What is this joke?
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
There is no joke.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.