Joke

Joke jokes

Joke club

I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.

Friend

My friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Me: No.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because you are a joke.

Friend: Your life is too...

Me: :)

Friends :)

Sex

Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.

Cow

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

Ppl

MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!

People

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.

Covid

Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?

Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.

Emoji

jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

Finger

My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"

Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.

Emo

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

Issue

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.