Joke jokes
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Wanna hear a joke?
Police brutality.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
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The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Lenard is a joke.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.