Joke jokes
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
Brazil is a joke.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.