Joke jokes

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.

When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.

What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"

Fork off!

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

What’s blue and comes in brownies?

Cub Scouts.

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.

Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

AOT > ur fav anime.

Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.