Joke jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
I love bus jokes.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Jokes are rather funny.
What is a joke?
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.