Joke jokes
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!