Joke jokes
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Lenard is a joke.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Skeppy is the joke.
I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
AOT > ur fav anime.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.