Joke jokes
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"