Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.