Joke jokes
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
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My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!