Joke jokes
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Haha joke haha!
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
*fart* 👀 Oops!
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.