Joke jokes
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Aren't I badly good?
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
None of these jokes really took off.