Joke

Joke jokes

People

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

Cut

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

Butt

Son: Dad, I need a new butt.

Dad: Why, son?

Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.

Snake

Q: What did one snake say to the other?

A: Nothing because they are both dead.

Orphan

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.

Orphan

Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"

Sister

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

Ice Cream

My bf: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

My bf: Ice cream.

Me: Ice cream who?

My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!

Starfish

What kind of star will come out in the daytime?

A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂

Cow

Why does a cow love music?

Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.

Graveyard

My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.

He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"

Banana

If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?

Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.