Joke jokes
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.