Joke jokes
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.