Joke jokes
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.