Joke jokes
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
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My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.