Joke jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
I like trains.
*train hits him*
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)