Joke jokes
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."