What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Joke Jokes
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
