Joke jokes
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. đđđ
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.