Joke jokes
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
You want a pizza from me!!!!
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼