What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
Joke Jokes
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
