Joke jokes
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
*fart* 👀 Oops!
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)