Joke jokes
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
Aren't I badly good?
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.