Joke jokes
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
None of these jokes really took off.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?