Joke jokes
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.