Joke jokes
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.