Joke jokes
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."