Joke jokes
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.