Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Joke Jokes
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What was I saying again?
