Joke jokes
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.