Joke jokes
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!