Joke jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.