Joke jokes
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
*fart* 👀 Oops!
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
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Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.