What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Joke Jokes
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
