Joke jokes
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀