Joke jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Aren't I badly good?
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.