Joke jokes
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?