Joke jokes
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.