Joke jokes
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔