Joke jokes
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"