Joke

Joke jokes

Orphan

What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?

They take in 100's of kids.

Idiot

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Orphan

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?

(There is no F in orphan.)

Orange

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?

The orange tastes good.

History

My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.

Me: So you're gonna leave me again?

Spot

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

Alley

What's green and has a thousand nipples?

A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.

Date

Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)

Text

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.

Tower

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.