Joke jokes
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.