Joke jokes
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
This is an a-maze-ing joke!