What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Joke Jokes
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
