Joke jokes

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”

My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.

So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.

In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.

What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.

Question: How did the cat cross the river?

Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.

Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.

Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.

Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.

Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?

Hospital or Currys PC World?

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu. You get what you deserve!

Why did Steward die in the toilet?

He saw his Undercut in the mirror.

Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.

I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"

I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.

Then it hit me.

What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?

A meringue-atang.