Joke jokes

My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."

I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.

What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.

Why don't orphans rob the bank?

Because they're not wanted.

What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?

I don't know. I still haven't found them.

Why did the mailman die?

Because everyone dies.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.

Me: Okay, so an Asian...

I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"

What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?

Fuller House😂

Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.

Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?

'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"

"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."

"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."

I like trains.

*train hits him*

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!

Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."