Joke jokes
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.