Joke jokes
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?