Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
You want a pizza from me!!!!
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.