Joke jokes
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.