Joke jokes
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!