Joke jokes
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
None of these jokes really took off.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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