Joke jokes
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
My "friend" has dyslexia.