Joke jokes
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
I like trains.
*train hits him*
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
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How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.