Joke jokes
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll punch you with one!
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.