Joke jokes
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.