Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Joke Jokes
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
