Joke

Joke jokes

Cheetah

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

Orphan

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

Dog

My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣

You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂

Liar

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

War

Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?

Because they were just roman around.

Biden

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldn’t stop pootin!

Difference

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂

Emo

How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.

Orphan

Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.

Class

You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.

Nun

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

Thesaurus

A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”