Joke jokes

How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Rabid cow.

Rabid cow who?

Hold on, I need to get my gun....

Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."

Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.

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Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate nine.

My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam.

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?

You poke it on.

No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.

There's no one.

How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.

A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."

"Interesting."

"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.

Question: How did the cat cross the river?

Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!

What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.

What’s the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn’t beat cancer.

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.

What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?

"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"

How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!