Joke jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."