Joke jokes
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Haha joke haha!
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
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A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”