Joke jokes
What is a "dad?"
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.