Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."