Joke jokes
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
What is a "dad?"
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....