My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Joke Jokes
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Haha joke haha!
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
Do not like, dislike, or comment on this joke.
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
