Joke jokes

Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!

What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..

There is none.

What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?

They never get old.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?

A Sandy Hook.

A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.

He just turned a blind eye.

Why did the woman get raped in the ass?

She assed for it.

He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"

What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.

No, seriously,

I'm right behind ya.

How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Rabid cow.

Rabid cow who?

Hold on, I need to get my gun....

Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.

What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?

"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."

What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?

Your camera.

What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?

Getting the water bill.

What do you call a midget stripper?

A pocket pussy.

Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀