Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Joke Jokes
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
