Joke jokes
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
Rape is not a joke.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.