Joke jokes
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
What is a "dad?"
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.