Joke jokes
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
Rape is not a joke.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!