Joke jokes
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...