Joke jokes
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Haha joke haha!
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.