Joke jokes
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.