Joke jokes
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD