Joke

Joke jokes

War

Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?

Because they were just roman around.

Difference

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂

Orphan

Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.

Me: That’s what I call an orphan!

Orphan

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Video Game

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

Class

You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.

Adoption center

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

Orphan

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

Orphan

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

Orphan

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thesaurus

A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”