Joke jokes
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.