Joke jokes
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.