Joke jokes
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌