Joke jokes
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.