Joke jokes
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
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What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?