Joke jokes
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Whoās there? Not Suzy.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole š
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
Rape is not a joke.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I donāt know, Iām German!
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"