Joke jokes
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
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