Joke jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.
Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.
Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》
The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》
Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》
But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!