If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
Joke Jokes
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
Like and comment if you get it!
Why didnโt the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! ๐๐๐
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
Whatโs the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
