Joke jokes
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.
Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.
Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》
The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》
Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》
But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!