Joke jokes
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
Rape is not a joke.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)