Joke jokes
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
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But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.