Joke jokes
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
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But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!