Joke jokes
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.