Joke jokes
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.