Joke jokes
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
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But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.