Joke jokes
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.