It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
Joke Jokes
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
