Joke

Joke jokes

Cake

Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?

Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT

Black Hole

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

Orphan

Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.

Shirt

Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.

Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.

Bully: u_u ......

Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

Orphan

Why didn't the orphan do the work?

Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.

Friend

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

Road

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To get cooked by KFC.

Rape

I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.

Orphan

The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.