Joke jokes
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.