Joke jokes
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.