Joke jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
Hi, how are you? Are you good?